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The Clergy - Halloween 3001

An exert from the Evite:

The official announcement of Halloween 3001 is here.

An infamous mansion in the old town of Amesbury has recently been purchased by the gluttonous and capitalistic Secchiaroli Corporation. But little did Corporate Headquarters (Dean and his dad) know that why this mansion was sold at such a bargain. This is because the house is indeed haunted.

Built in 1792, this pre-Federalist gambrel was built on Beautiful Deer Island along the mighty Merrimack River, right off Rte 110 past the ancient chain bridge (the oldest suspension bridge in America). Glory days were numerous when the likes of General George Washington frequented the manor. The mansion was then occupied by noted author and poetess Harriet Prescott Spofford.

Things took a turn for the worst when "crazy" Harriet Spofford died suddenly inside the very house now owned by Dean and his fellow conglomerates. Ever since her sudden death (believed to be in the master bedroom on the third floor), this old toll house has been known to be haunted. Neighbors still say they can see old Harriet rocking in her chair in the old master bedroom. This information was passed along to the Secchiarolis one day after closing. Too little, too late i say.

Unfortunately, i am not kidding. The good news is Dean, the master-mind that he is, has decided to throw the greatest Halloween Party ever known to man. It has been dubbed Halloween 3001.

Halloween 3001 will be held on Friday, October 29th. Parking available. Directions are easy (Right off 495, 95, and 110 on the Amesbury/Newburyport line - From I-495, take Exit 54, Amesbury (Route 110) head east to second set of lights. Take right at the Burger King, approximately one mile to the river and Stop sign. go left all the way to the end, take a right on to the Chain Bridge.).

$10 Cover charge, beer provided all night guaranteed. Costumes are mandatory. People with heart conditions need not apply. You may not survive the scariest party ever, known only as Halloween 3001.

Bring a sleeping bag, a pillow, (you must sleep within the house) a flashlight, and your sweet, succulent neck......

Special Door prize for best costume announced at Midnight to sounds of Thriller!

Bikers, Gangstas, and the Devil's Advocate all came out for a drink

Mike in his Clergy garb, and Andy in his pirate linens show their affection for each other

Porn and Corn

My lovely Leigh and her Jester's outfit - quite sexy

Clergy member Adam getting acquainted with a young Sailor

Scotty and his friend are enjoying themselves at Halloween 3001 thoroughly

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